John V Asia Teacher, brings his unique perspective to the world of English satire. The blog is a delightful mix of English humour, wit, and clever wordplay, making it a must-read for anyone looking for a good laugh.
From a laptop somewhere in the British Midlands we present the team behind the amazing satirical squirrel's English humour, fake news and best political satire. Your carbon free, eco-friendly and reliably sourced best satire news website.

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A British citizen and retired teacher, he remains a product of his era and uses the satire of an older generation to expose the absurdity of the current one. Self identifies as a square peg in a round hole and looks forward to politicians changing the earth’s climate, dying from climate change or Covid flu whichever comes first and producing green energy from fossil fuels.

The blog is based around the British Monty Python tradition of absurdist or surreal humour and the satirical squirrel is the alter ego of John V Asia Teacher. We are not politically correct and our mission statement is to provide humour. Additionally, we are not selling anything and the annoying ads you see are beyond our control and the price we pay for having a free platform.

From our humble beginnings in a small Fleet Street London office in 1827, the amazing satirical squirrel’s reliable and trusted weekly news incorporating The Covid Times, now competes against the media giants of Reuters and the Murdoch News Group. Our recent decision to go online as a new vibrant print-digital hybrid (doesn't that sound good), reflects an increasing demand for truth in a world of verbal diarrhea and offers a 99% protection rate from the mainstream media.





Political stance:
Conservative socialist with anarchist tendencies.

Personal ambitions:
"Available as PM or anything else I can get involved in and earn a few shekels on the side. Cabinet Minister posts considered."

Political ambitions:
- The nationalization of parliament back into public ownership.
- Raising British state pensions to ridiculous levels.
- Outlawing the current Conservative Party as a domestic terrorist organization.
- Introducing sanctions on American rap 'music'.

Famous quotes:
- Don’t just do something, sit there.
- Warning this packet of peanuts may contain … Nuts.

Don’t just sit there with your mouth opening and closing like a goldfish, fill that empty space between your ears with news from the amazing Satirical Squirrel. Interests include digging up the manicured lawns of neighbours and sitting in trees watching the world go by.







After being deported from Israel for attempting to sell kosher bacon sandwiches, Kris P. Bacon arrived back in Britain in 2015. Having failed the SAS selection test, Kris P. came to us as a mature student with a certificate in making a Face Book page from Blackburn Community College and quickly rose to become Tea Boy. Interests include feeding pigeons and making cups of tea.

Published author:
'If God wanted to give the world an enema he’d stick it in Iran' ISBN 10: 0721402712, Free Palestine Publications, 2016.

Notable achievements:
- Kris P. was the cleaner who found the captains log in the toilets aboard the Starship Enterprise after William Shatner.
- In 2021 his Face Book page went viral after he accused the government of hiding Covid bodies behind Tesco’s in Banbury.




Presenting the coveted 2014 Royal Warrant of Appointment to the John V Asia Teacher blog, the late HM the Queen described the amazing satirical squirrel as "a national treasure in a world of fake news."



"I currently work for the government and I am able to confirm that the amazing satirical squirrel news is read at the highest ministerial levels."



Our weekly current readership includes Russia's President Putin who recently stated in Pravda that Satirical Squirrel news be read as "an encyclopaedia of knowledge."








I dedicate my writings and the contents of this blog to my brother Vincent (aka Bob the Moose) 1955-2024.