It’s summer and welcome to our unique holiday guide for US liberals and European Union multicultural equality utopia builders.

From popular destinations such as California and North Korea, we take you on an exciting picturesque travel guide to countries where Mr. Marx’s teachings still hold firm in our unique and exciting holiday guide.



For the number one world holiday destination try North Korea and it’s even got 'People’s Democratic' in its title. The ultimate in designer liberal fascism, the home-made kind that Hillary Clinton would recommend if she was your Mom in Chief. What liberal can’t be impressed by a leader whose father had the titles, "Guiding Sun Ray; Great man who descended from heaven" and "Amazing politician" instead of a boring, "Build back Better".

Not many liberals here, but the hard work of building a liberal utopia has already been done for you. Relax and enjoy a tour of the local tractor factory said to produce the output of the western world combined and for the history buffs, a glimpse into farming practices in medieval Europe.

A minus is that if you’re not a tourist you have to work to get your allotted state rations, which sounds discriminatory, but hey, organic liberal fascism which contains no capitalism or welfare additives. What’s not to like?




Try Kal i Fornia for a taste of good old fashioned US socialism without being far from a McDonalds. Dye your hair green, add a touch of sun and welfare and get your liberalism served sunny side up, only in the Republic of Kal i Fornia - deeelicious! Very popular and recommended if you like camping under the stars in a plastic bag, or a safe space to just sit and mellow. Scott McKenzie’s "Let’s go to San-Francisco?" Hell yeah!




For those liberals who want a real taste of liberal fascism, Venezuela’s got it all (guaranteed no conservatives and old white men free).

Just like a salmon, you can swim against the tide of those good ol’ South American socialist’s coming the other way. Or why not amaze your friends and go viral on twitter as the first westerner to claim political asylum in Venezuela? Participate in the national sport of standing in a queue or for the more active, try your hand at working. Bring your own food.




Near perfect, except most don’t speak English which makes it hard to figure out if someone’s just saying hello, or trying to rob you. Enjoy Cultural Marxism at its best but beware of crime, that’s assuming you’ve got anything left worth stealing anyway, but hey, all property is theft, right? Unique, and arguably one of the few places left in the world where the politicians are as stupefied as the people they represent.

Much of Eastern Europe is under developed but a rising liberal holiday destination. It’s got open borders mass-immigration, cancelled free speech, gender fluidity … In fact everything a liberal could ask for. Definitely a place for those who feel offended by work and consider those who suggest it intolerant. If you’re confused as to what gender you are, or perhaps you believe the word 'democracy' should be redefined as hate speech, you’ll love what the European Union has to offer.